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Monday, August 14, 2006
Shelby's wedding....
My cousin Shelby is geting married..... She's how old? I think 72, maybe 70.
It's going to be a real blowout, the kind that make grandchildren wince at the inheritance blowing away with the wind.
It'll be a Black tie affair. A truly mega event with all the stops pulled out She hasn't been married for at least 40 years so she has had plenty of time to plan.
She's a Lawyer you know. She got her law degree after most sane people have retired. I got an engraved announcement. I would have preferred she issued merely printed announcemetns of an honorable pursuit, say opening a bordello. Madam seems preferable to esquire.
I know very little of her adult life. She had three fine kids and then divorced. Some time after that she was apprehended sneaking a pistol aboard an airline. I guess she survived that. She passed the board to be a lawyer.
I'll RSVP regrets, my tux is very old and extremely small. My sister and brother in law are planning to attend and uphold the honor of my side of the family. That is until Brother in Law gets wind of the fact that not only does he have to wear a monkey suit.....he may have to dance.
Best Wishes Shelby. We know your come to Jesus moment is security for all those years of living in sin.